Saturday, 21 March 2009

How to Care for a Human


This is a message to all dogs on how to properly look after your people. Obesity is becoming a big problem in many countries so it is important that you take your person for a walk everyday. A person who is well exercised will be healthier and happier. Another problem of modern society is that some people are becoming isolated, so you need to socialise your people. A good place for this is the dog park. Even though it is called a dog park, there are just as many humans as dogs. The people in the dog park are usually not in a hurry and are happy to talk. It is important to show affection to your people as they thrive on this. Affection can be given in many ways; kisses, leaning on them, gazing lovingly at them or simply sitting at their feet. Occasionally it is necessary to give corrections to your people when they step out of line. Foe example, if they are eating something good-smelling and they haven't offered you any, you might have to give them a look which says, "how could you eat in front of me and not give me any when I am clearly starving?"

Having a person or people is a big responsibility. You need to look after them well. Remember; a person isn't just for Christmas.

Life is great when you have people.

9 comments:

Lee said...

Life is indeed great when you have people. Dogs are good too.

Confessions of a Wandering Soul said...

Doggie parks are great places for single dog lovers to find ther potential dates as well ;). Ruby, you are sounding more like Yoda these days.Very wise for your age :)

Suzuki said...

Furry well barked Ruby!
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Henry the Dog said...

I walk my mum every day, it's good for her health. But we don't have any doggy parks close to us, but we do have miles of woodland. People are great, but you have to know how to look after them well.

Mango said...

Excellent advice. I am in charge of making sure momma keeps her jolly bottom under control by forcing her to go walkies every day.

I am not so good at preventing the face stuffing with whoopie pies, though.

Kisses,
Dexter

Ari_1965 said...

I keep hoping to meet a nice man at the dog park. And I have. Unfortunately, they've been there with their wives.

Suzuki said...

Hi Ruby!
I thought I would stop by to let you know that if you are lookin' fur love you should stop by my blog as my brother Scooby has started a new "business". Come by and check it out.
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Matilda said...

Hi Ruby!
Yeah you can say that again! My mom and dad devote most of their time to desk work, so I go for a walk for them!
wag wag
Matilda

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Ruby Isabella
We're good human owners. We take care of our mom every day.
Love Ruby & Penny