Thursday, 25 December 2008

The Da Ruby Code


Merry Christmas everyone! Now let me tell the parts of the Christmas story they do not want you to know. I have pieced this story together after hours and hours of painstaking research, mostly in the dog park. First of all, you know the shepherds who were present at the birth of Jesus. They were dogs. Their job was to protect the sheep. Like a much earlier version of the German Shepherd. Also, Jesus was not born in a manger, he was born in a dog boarding kennel. Everyone had to go back to their hometown for the census and some people couldn't take their dogs so it was very full. There were not sheep, cows and pigs there but many different breeds of dogs. In Aramaic, Jesus means "hound like." Do you think it is a coincidence the God spelt backwards is Dog? Have a barking good Christmas.

7 comments:

Raising Addie said...

Merry Christmas dear friend!

You are really smart Ruby! I think you are on to something!

I hope Santa Paws makes all of your Christmas wishes come true!

Kisses
Addie

The FOUR Musketeers said...

We wish you a Merry Christmas ,
We wish you a Merry Christmas ,
We wish you a Merry Christmas ,
& A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

xoxo ,
Four Musketeers & Family
Lady , Zena , Cody & Joyce

Mango said...

Thank you for telling the true story of Christmas. Hope you have a good holiday.

Slobbers,
Mango

Minnie-Moo said...

Merry Christmas Ruby Isabella and family. Hope you are having a lovely day!

Love,

Minnie-Moo
xxx

Ruby said...

Merry Christmas Ruby Isabella
Enjoy this special time with your family.
I believe the Da Ruby Code.
Love Ruby

Dughallmor Beagles said...

Wow, good job breaking the code Ruby...well doen! Hope you had a totally pawsome Christmas and got some turkey (we did, heehee, but don't tell!)
Slobbers xx

Stella said...

Hi Ruby Isabella: Your people gave you a beautiful name! Thank you for visiting my blog today. I think your Code could well be correct. Baby Jesus would have loved a dog beside him. I can't get along without one!

Kisses,
Stella